BRIGADA Episode Five
I deamed of my mom and dad again!
We were in the Anap� during the summer. We went to the sea!
I went very far into the sea, I couldn't see the shore!
There was just a tiny line.
My mother was yelling: "Olya,
I am scared, come back! "
Olya, I am next to you, don't be afraid. Don't be afraid, Olya!
The reception!
Arthur Veniaminovich, it's for you! -Peter!
Peter, you've finally arrived! Hello. Wait, don't say anything. Come in!
They will start beating me here soon!
One moment!
But that's okay. You and I have been together for a while.
We will show those thugs who is in charge, right? To us!
I am sorry, Arthur but I can't help you with anything!
Now you have a new defender: Sasha Belov! -What?
When it comes to the aluminum only he can help you and remember:
there's no other option!
You bastard, get lost!
In an old hawaiian legend they are talking about a poison made out of seaweed,
which the ancient inhabitants of the island would cover the tips of their arrows.
How are you? -Keep reading!
How is your confidence?
Thank you!
Quiet, the nurse will come! -Cos, pour some!
We did not try for nothing! You're avenged! Do you believe me?
This is for you! -This is for the sick person!
Who is he? He is a member of the board of directors of "Kurs Invest"!
I'm getting married soon!I am inviting you too! -Thanks!
Only you won't be present! You are not mad at me, are you bro?
Sasha, I am not angry with you!
Dear bridegroom! Engels had poetically said:
"The family is not an ordinary allience of the married hearts,
but mainly a unit, in the neverending chain of the generations!
A weapon of the evolution, a foundation for the country
and a primitive cell of society! "
Surikova Olga Evgenievna, do you take for your husband
Belov Alexander Nikolaevich? -Yes!
Belov Alexander Nikolaevich do you take for your wife
Surikova Olga Evgenievna? -Yes!
I am asking for the bride to sign.
Now the groom.
Here? -No, on the next page.
Now the best man and best woman. Don't be in a hurry, young man! First the ladies.
He has no manners!
This is for you! -Thank you!
And now as a sign of respect and love between the two of you:
Put on your marriage rings!
I am announcing you for a husband and wife!
Now they are getting married as if they are going to war! -We drink to the bottom!
Sasha, I can't continue! My lips hurt!
If only his father could see him?
Tanya, Tanyuha! Oh....
Cosmos, pour!
Aunt Tanya, aunt Katya what will you..? -Vodka!
And I got scared! -What will you drink?
I won't drink! -I won't drink too!
The bride is like a pearl necklace!
Brilliant!
Don't forget George, that the brilliant needs a specific background!
There guys, they are bringing it! -Sanya!
The fish is for the brothers! -God, how shameful!
Dear Olya and Sasha, only we managed to come to your wedding!
Our Olya and this... "Comanche" leader!
However the Boar and the Midget respect you and they congratulate you for your wedding,
with your beautiful wife! Take this gift from us!
It has been made for the king of Afghanistan! Hand made, Sanya!
Good luck! -May your wife,
blossom like thousand roses! -Thank you, brother! Tell the boar,
that I am dedicating the first animal to him, after that to everybody else!
Please, sit!
What kind of people?! -Stop!
If they meet you at night, you will lose your speech!
Bee, put it there!
Does Sanya go hunting? -Yes, he hunts, he hunts!
Who doesn't drink? Do I not drink? -It's not convenient in front of all these people, you are just sitting like a...
You want me to show them how I can drink? -Who are you going to teach how to drink?
-Okay, Cos, come on! -If Olya parents were alive to see this,
they would have never given her to him!
We just not Capuletts(refers to Juliet from Romeo and Juliet)!
What are you doing? Is this better?
Look at ours? After all Sanya is the most honorable!
Well he has somebody to inherit from... with such an auntie!
Cosmos, give us a command because the Bee is about to get drunk!
Let's have a toast!
-Dear guests!
I ask for your attention!
Today is a big day, big holiday!
We will celebrate until the morning, and even after, until it hurts!
But the bride and the groom will soon leave us, they have more important work to do,
as you can imagine!
That's why we were thinking: Where should the newly married go for their first night?
Rent a super lux apartment in the "National"? -No.
In someone else's place and rush it?
We settled this differently. Cosmos, Phil!
Where's Tomka? -Today and forever,
the newly married will go in their own apartment
on the shore street(very expensive part of Moscow)!
Sasha! Granny!
You devil! Brother! -I wonder how many rooms does it have?
This is a joke honey! -What joke?
Let me hug you. Congratulations!
Did you kill the owner? -No we just kicked him out!
And you are saying that she doesn't have a good background!
Vitya, do you have the papers? -To arrest him?
Fool! -It's hard to believe!
Gentlemen, I am asking for your attention!
Citizens and bandits, allo! -Quiet, quiet!
Quiet, brothers!
Dear parents, dear guests! Brothers!
Sasha, the White! Brother!
Specially for you and your beautiful wife, Olya..
we want to sing our favourite song from our childhood!
Please listen, this is a beautiful song!
Bee, Cos!
I began my life in the city's underground....
And I did not hear nice words...
I am your brother, I am a human...
Ah, those kids!
For you, bro! -Olya!
We are getting off!
"Ah there is a flower that blossoms on the field next to the river.... "
Sanya, do you see the three windows?
Get up there, look around and wave at us!
Thanks for the present, brothers! I will never forget this!
One more or less...
Till tomorrow! -I am flying to Yalta, I will be a stunt man!
Until tomorrow, Phil! -Make a Masha!
Do you need help? -Fuck you!
Belov, don't forget to wave at us!
I am betting he will get twins and not any less than that!
220 pounds!
What do you want it to be? -I want a beautiful person!
It's very dark! -What is this?
Sasha, which is our apartment? -Number 135!
134, 136,
Sasha, 135! -Olya, stay!
Stay! -Don't move!
What's going on? -Look after yourself so that God will look after you too!
Are there rats? -Rats!
Scarry ones! You just don't move!
Be quiet Olya, be quiet my little one!
What rocket? -They will wave at us and we will give them...fireworks!
Boys, you are starting to shoot again!
Hold the lighter!
Give me a pin!
Go back and and start going down,
two floors underneath and wait for me there! Do you understand?
Tell me once you are there!
They must be stuck in the elevator! -They will not make it!
Come here! -Fall back!
Lie down!
Fuck! The White?
Olya, are you okay?
Stay away!
Did you go mad?
Bro, what happened? -Where is Olya?
Bastard!
Bros, since you are so dumb, Cosmos
Yiurievich Holmogorov has decided for you!
Take it down immediately! -Dad, I am contemplating!
I wonder about what? -The rat is between
those who knew about the apartment! -It is amongst us!
What are you starting at? -We don't mean you!
Vitya, come have some tea!
In short, this might be a dumb idea,
but the devil has no other business!
Cos, give birth faster! -Phil!
You are a stunt man! -I will participate!
I have to shoot with Ivanich in Yalta. We are arrangint he pawns like this:
In the morning we gather everybody and you Sanya
are flying for Yalta!
You will be a stunt man! -And so?
Sanya, did you understand? -Is this a hedgehog?
A balloon!
Alright. Phil gather the whole
brotherhood tomorrow at the airport! Now everybody go to bed!
After all tonight is my first wedding night! You made it
beautiful. Thank you! -Bro, we are sorry this happened!
My poor girl!
How strange,
I could have seen mom and dad today!
I don't know how to respond to that!
Sasha!
Evil will always get evil as a response!
I am not doing evil, I am just living!
Then your life is evil!
Forgive me, I don't know why it happened like so?
Forgive me, Olga!
I knew who you were!
I just love you a lot.
More than my own life! -My sweet Olya!
My dear! My man!
So here we have all pigeons! And so: the situation
around "Kurs invest" is very bloody! We will follow the conflict
until the critical moment is about to occur! Then we will interfere!
And Belov will either bend the knee or fall into his grave! Is the task clear!
Yes, sir!
Cos, my stomach hurts, I will go to the... -Of course!
Boys, it's time to leave! -Bee, it's time brother,
I went crazy yesterday!
Forget it, but I am still sour about it! -You are correct!
Don't remember me with bad!
Bee! -Be careful here!
Phil, do you have the tickets?
Goodbye, brothers!
It's me! I failed.
I did everything right, but I had no luck! At the airport.
I couldn't earlier. He is flying.
You are wrong, fool! I am not flying anywhere.
You bastard!
What is this room going to be? -Maybe an office?
An office! No - the kid's room.
And this, is this the biggest room?
Yes, the dining room. What kind of tea will you drink, Ceylonian or...
Ceylonian.
You are havin fun young people!
Why is the bathroom so giant? -It's normal,
granny! Come it will get cold. -I will come.
Granny, do you want a short or a long tea?
A normal one!
Olya, I am very happy that you have your own place!
I still remember how during the evacuation
your father and I were staying other people's places!
Your father was then 2 years old! -Do you want some sugar?
No. I will drink it with the cake.
After all, Sasha is a good lad!
He is honest in his own way!
His friends respect him, look at the kind of apartment they gave you!
We might move!
Why, what has happened?
Nothing, I just said it out of the blue. Well will we go?
Let's leave.
Granny, let's take the stairs, the elevator is broken! -They will fix it, don't think about moving elsewhere!
Be careful, the stairs are dirty! -Your entrance needs work.
What's happened here! -A gas bottle exploded.
What kind of bottle it looks like a bomb exploded?
Seven! -I counted nine.
Very little! -With our lifestyle every year counts as two!
It's still too little! -Sasha, look at those berries!
Give me some.
I just remembered, where are Skip and the Louse?
Skip has a fever, he is sick.
Goka's nose is broken!
What's happened? -They got in a fight with the new guys!
They say that every week out of Sibir a new brigade is coming!
I am not sure if they are coming from Sibir ot Shao Lin?
Skip said that he couldn't even raise his arm!
We have no bodyguards, this is some sort of choir of boys with their bunnies!
Belov, you know that there will always be a better fighter!
What else do you know?
That you brought the man, who planted a granade on me!
These are your people Valera and I will hold you responsible!
This is not something small! This applies for all of you!
Let's go, bunnies!
Let's go, what are we waiting for?
Let him rest in peace!
My man looks gloomy?
Will you have dinner, there's meat?
I will eat meat! -It's still warm!
We went to a concert! -Great!
Do you know that the devils play violins?
Don't speak nonsense!
That's my first violin, my granny found it!
Sasha, did you go for mushrooms? -Something like that!
Give me the instrument!
Have you chosen any furniture, we need to furnish!
There's no point, after we move that's when we will furnish!
Where, do you not like it here? -I like, a lot!
Then, what's the problem? -There's no problem, everything is great!
Olya, stop complaining, I told you that I will arrange everything!
Don't start, please!
Sasha!
We need to move out of here!
That's all I am asking you for!
I am tired of shaking every time I approach the front door!
Don't shake! Olya, this is a present from the boys, they've put a lot of effort!
They had to kick out some drunks from here! -Who is more dear to you, me or the boys?
Don't ask me stupid questions!
And since when did you become so smart?
Are you now professor Kapitza(famous russian professor)?
No I am a hedgehog from the forest! -There's a hall in the conservatory
that was named after my grandfather! Don't treat me like this!
You just made me happy! -We might not be as rich but...
Listen I am who I am! You need to understand this for our own sake!
End of subject!
In regards to the brilliants,
get in touch with the prosecutor's office!
Get complainant's testimonies!
Alright! I will get on it!
Anything else, Pyotr Ilich? -Anything else?
Another one!
Look!
People who were looking for mushrooms found him. Bastards!
They dig something like this and then we have to deal with it!
Where is he from? -We just got these!
Let me get on this case.
Maybe he is not nobody! -You eagle!
So this boy owed me! He had to...
kill Belov, but something went wrong. Our lives are a chain of
accidents! -Hold on!
He doesn't look like he is alive on the photo? -Yes, I guess that's true!
They killed him! You are an animal, do you understand?
You are putting me in danger! What did you promise me? I gave you money, didn't I?
Yes you paid me but the killer made a mistake!
You are an animal, Vova!
Don't shake! He didn't know who and why.
You think that Belov is an idiot and he won't figure out who ordered this?
Yes, that's true! He will figure it out.
Don't you want to leave for now?
Mongolia -Ulan Bator! -Fuck you! I am just kidding!
However now I can get rid of Belov!
You already got rid of him once, you terminator!
No, but now I can legally put him in jail!
Anything can happen in jail!
But it will require an additional fee!
First you get him in afterwards we will talk about the money.
You have no other choice. You fucked yourself, Arthur!
Belov is hardcore he will not break easily.
If I don't help you, who will?
In other words this matter has to be decided not within hours,
but within minutes!
Here's paper and a pen.
Write a complaint!
How you've been racketeered by the criminal group of Belov!
Volodya, why don't you go fuck yourself!
This is the reception. One moment.
Arthur Veniaminovich Belov and Pchyolkin are coming to see you!
I am not here!
Arthur Veniaminovich they are already climbing the stairs!
They've arrived with several cars, they are not asking to enter!
Hi Lyuda! Is Arthur in his office?
Did you not meet him? I am sorry but you can't go there!
We are members of the board of directors! We will wait for him!
Let me turn it off. -No, no I can!
Belov, there's a lot of space here, let me hang a punching bag?
I will put a pool table there!
Lyuda, bring me a coffee! Lyuda, you've been asked for coffee! Vodka for me!
Where are we going? There? -No there.
Belov, you will not get your coffee. Bee went with her!
What happened Bee? Did you fail!
She is not my type! -You failed, you failed!
Check the current papers we might find something interesting
Why are you sitting there? -Let me be the boss for a couple minutes!
The cognac is good! My father brought the same,
from the astrophysics' congres. -Cos, stop drinking!
Alright.
Lyuda, where's the coffee? -Very interesting!
How did he leave? His car is still here!
Maybe he has not left, maybe he just hid somewhere!
For real, I will go check! -Yes, please check.
Arthur, come out you sneaky coward!
Hey you, head like a melon! Where are you hiding, my love?
Are you here?
Doesn't matter, I will find you!
Lyuda, where's the coffee? -She is strict but fair!
Is there no vodka?
Lyuda, you know that,
Arthur is somewhere here. Where exactly? -I told you that he's left!
Cos do you like Lyuda? -Have you lost your mind?
I like her!
Stop, Stop!
Enough! I will talk to Arthur later!
If he has disappeared we will find him!
What is there to talk about? We need to chop his head off and that's all!
Lyuda, why is the door locked are you doing rennovations? Arthur!
I am in charge right now!
Some guy from Caucasus is calling he is saying that Arthur hasn't paid for the second delivery!
Tell him to go fuck himself!
Allo, can you hear this, my friend? There's powerful people here!
They said to go fuck yourself! What?
He said that he will be here tomorrow and he will chop both us and Arthur into pieces!
Okay, let's go! Lyuda!
What happened, did you get scared? We were just kidding!
I am sorry, we won't joke like this anymore! -Forgive us!
Allo, Raisa Simeonovna, Olya Sirukova is bother you. Is Vitaly home?
I apologise, I will call again later. Tell him I've called. Goodbye!
They've left.
Lyuda, props to you! Arthur owes you for life!
Take him!
Where were you until now!
What are you looking at? Pick me up!
There's no paper, the floor is called!
...where is he? -Quiet, sh-sh-sh...
Everything is under control! -Sign and I will write the complaint on my own!
Bring the car at 10! -Where are you going now?
Allo, this is officer Kaverin!